Monday, April 15, 2013

The Celebrity Edition




Anne Frank a Belieber?

     Justin Bieber (19) is under heavy scrutiny for his guest book entry at the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam –
          “Truly inspiring to be able to come here.  Anne was a great girl.  Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”

          The tourist site shared his entry on its official FaceBook page and that is when the whirlwind of stomach turning began.  No one knows what prompted Bieber to end his entry with “Hopefully she would have been a belieber” and it does not look as if anyone will any time soon.  The Bieber Camp will NOT be issuing a statement according to a source close to the camp.  Silence can be golden, but for Bieber….its s little too late.
**Most popular response to his comment – “Can anyone be more self-obsessed?”
      BUUUUUUUUTTTTT…that is NOT what makes this news weird…..what makes this the star of the weird ball is that the museum is….wait for it…..DEFENDING BIEBER.  The comment was posted to the FaceBook page appears to have occurred due to the amount of beliebers that were outside the museum during his weekend visit.  According to a museum spokesperson, “His comments were quite innocent.  He was here for more than an hour and interested in Anne frank’s life and that for us is the most important thing.”
     All in all, I guess having publicity drummed up by the person who carries the most Twitter followers in the world is better than making sure that Anne Frank’s memory is not disrespected.  Maybe if Justin was a regular 19 year old, they would have taken a different stance.

Aubrey Plaza = the New Kanye?

 As Will Ferrell, dressed in a dollar-bill fabric suit, was giving his acceptance speech (MTV Golden Popcorn Comedic Genius award), Parks and Recreation star, Aubrey Plaza stepped out onto the stage.  Plaza had the name of her upcoming movie (The To Do List) written across her chest, alcohol on her breath, carrying a drink and wearing no shoes.  She proceeded to try to take the trophy from Ferrell.  When Ferrell would not let go of the trophy, Plaza put her head down and left the stage.  When she reached her seat in the front row, she spilled her drink and sat down.  Moments later, the show’s producers had her escorted from the building.  Hours after the show ended, Plaza tweeted, “thanks for the advice @kanyewest went better than planned!” 
         After Plaza left the stage, Ferrell simply said, “Aubrey Plaza everyone.  Just like we rehearsed it. Perfect, it was perfect.  Not too long, not too short.  Right on the money.”  The show’s producers continue to state that there was no skit/stunt/prank planned or spoken of.  
     “I think she wanted to tell me something important, but there was no message.  It was a lot of hot liquor breath.  And, then, and a little bit of sweat.  And then she ran away.  But the ship sailed on” – Will Ferrell backstage.

Pubic Razor of Love

     This past Saturday, while working out Gotham Gym (West Village, NYC) Hugh Jackman (44) was approached by Kathleen Thurston (47).  Thurston ran past the front desk, hysterically shouting that she loved Jackman.  As tears poured down her face she continued to run towards the X-Men star.  Mike Castle (a trainer at the gym) was able to stop Thurston before she reached Jackman.  When he stepped into ‘the line of fire’, she pulled out an electric razor (full of her own pubic hair) from her waistband which soon fell out of Thurston’s hands. 
     Thurston was able to flee the scene, but was apprehended by police a few blocks away from the gym.  It is apparent that Thurston had been stalking Jackman at his west Village gym.  Jackman is said to be fine after the incident.


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