Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Poo, Diplomas & FaceBook......



IKEA Poo Poo Cakes


   IKEA has removed its almond cakes from restaurants in 23 different countries due to POSSIBLE coliform bacteria contamination.  Coliform bacteria is COMMONLY found in FECES, soil and water and NOW in samples of IKEA’s almond cakes.  The company vehemently contends that NONE of the infected batches were ever actually sold ANYWHERE.  The contamination was found in samples collected from batches of almond cakes with chocolate and butterscotch made specifically for restaurants and the product was swiftly removed.  The origin of the contamination has been determined as a supplier in Sweden.  This development follows 1.872kg of chocolate almond cake being destroyed in December due to Chinese customs authorities deciding that the food FAILED to meet hygiene standards.
   An IKEA spokesperson has released the following statement regarding the matter:
                “There is no health risk associated with consuming this product.  The production batched have, per safety and quality routines, been tested for bacteria that can cause health issues, such as E.coli, and none of these pathogen bacteria have been found.  However, since the product does not comply with our strict food quality standards we have decided to withdraw the concerned production batches from sale in the 23 affected countries.  The UK and Ireland are not affected.”

I Graduated at 106

     Fred Butler is a WWII Army vet, retired water department worker, widower and father of five…..and now at 106 years old, he is a high school graduate!!!!!! Butler has been bothered by his lack of a diploma for decades now, but due to the kind heart of his daughter-in-law (Cathy Butler) it eludes him no longer.  Although, Butler spent the lion’s share of his life minus a high school diploma, he instilled the importance of an education in his children and grandchildren.  One of his grandchildren, Mike Calabro, recalls Butler awarding him $5 for every A that he acquired on his report cards. 
     In the ninth grade, in order to support his mother and FIVE younger siblings, Butler quit school to take on full-time employment via a print shop.  After losing his wife of 65 years (Ruth) last year, his beloved daughter-in-law launched an effort to get Butler his long awaited diploma.  She felt this would not only a lot him a sense of completion/accomplishment, but also ease a bit of the pain from losing his life-long companion.  Butler’s singular concern regarding the reception of his honorary diploma that was received during an emotionally driven ceremony was that he did not earn it.  Beverly, Massachusetts Mayor Bill Scanlon assured Butler, “It’s a long time to wait for your diploma, but you’ve obviously earned it very well. 
     Monday’s ceremony for Butler was attended by school officials and state lawmakers.  Butler received his diploma wearing a mortar board hat and tassel.
                “I thank everyone who is responsible for this.  I certainly appreciate it.” – Fred Butler
    

99 and FaceBook

   FaceBook has offered its apologies to 104 year old Marguerite Joseph for its system glitch that will not allow her true age to be displayed on her page.  Joseph, who is legally blind, is assisted with her social media surfing by her granddaughter, Gail Marlow.  Marlow insists that each time she inputs Joseph’s birth year (1908), FaceBook changes it to 1928 and keeps her age locked at 99.  Marlow told WDIV-TV in Grosse Pointe Shores, Michigan that she would ‘love to see Joseph’s real age posted” and looks at the continuous 99 years old to “a glitch in the system.”
     Andrew Noyes, a spokesman for FaceBook released a statement informing all that they are working to fix a problem limiting the use of pre-1910 birthdates. 

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